I Will Be Crazy...

A furious wife to her husband, because her husband came back to buy a motorcycle, "As I say, do not buy a motorcycle again! Why buy a motorcycle up to eight!” Wife cried with emotion.

"... The price is cheap, dear ..." stammered the husband said, "Only two million rupiah ..."

"Only two million ?! It was expensive, dear!” Wife snapped.

"Sorry ..." Husband knees facing his wife.

The wife turned her face, saying, "There is no apology, for you ..."

***

A pile of money on the handheld hundred thousand strong. Her lips parted, she developed a wide smile. She was excited, because her husband purchased the motor yesterday has sold three million rupiah! This means he has a profit of one million rupiah! Not bad for a single purchase in cargo pants, wife thought.

Not long later, the husband ran away into the living room, "baby, baby ..." he said aloud.

Because mood happy wife again, she answered softly, "What is it, dear?"

Carefully husband his feelings. He does not want to because of his mistake, he suffered the same fate as a month ago. He was expelled from the house and bundled her into Zimbakwe, "This, dear. My Motor lost ... "

The wife approached her husband, "Not lost, Honey ..." she stroked her husband's shoulder.

"But, My motors, not there in the garage, dear ..." her husband protested.

Wife develop her smile again, "Calm. Your Motor, I have secured. Your Motor , already selling ... "

"What? Sale ?!” said the surprised husband.

"Yeah, you know ... we are a big profit ..." wife hugging her husband tenderly enthusiastic.

Husband frozen in place.

"Why are you silent?" Curious wife, "Look Dad, how many is money from selling your motorcycles? "

Because people do not want to be Zimbakwe, the husband asked with forced, "Indeed, how your selling motorcycle?"

"Come on, guess ..." naughty wife asked.

Husband lazy thinking, he fell silent again.

"Why silent again. Your certainly do not believe, if My managed to sell the motor for ... "

"How much?" Pieces curious husband.

Wife catch his breath, "My sold for ... THREE MILLION RUPIAH!" Cried happy.

"What ?!" cried the startled husband.

"How? Iam cool," she answered Proud," We're lucky ONE MILLION RUPIAH, DEAR!” She replied excitedly.

The husband re-sculpting, in his heart said, "Instead of profit of one million. Six million loss instead! Because my bought the bike for eight million! "

"Honey, Iam cool ..." she shook her husband because he'd been, the husband just froze, "Later, the father of the other motors, can i sell for you?"

The husband was shocked, "Do not, dear ... do not ..." he shouted as he ran out of the house.